No bystanders were injured, so not a Mustang.

This is working out to be one of my favorite weeks of the past 14 months. I wish I could compress these stories into an sensual massage oil to rub all over my body, so good.

My crew and I have had to insta-brig a couple people, but it’s always when we’re waiting for a 4th man who’s 20 minutes away or something. Since the game doesn’t let anybody join a three man galleon crew we start a 4 man crew, insta-brig anyone who joins, and nicely explain that we’re waiting on someone and they…

Been getting this email (“Your account has been locked for 120 minutes”) every couple of days for the past 2 weeks. Luckily I refuse to pay a single red cent for any of this freemium trash and never connected any payment options. Changed my password just in case and went on with life.

Ban semi-auto rifles, if you can’t work a bolt you shouldn’t be shooting at anything anyway. Institute Australian style buy-back program. 12 months later, make civilian ownership illegal, class a misdemeanor $10g fine and a year in prison. That’d solve a lot of problems. To those who’d say “If you make guns illegal…

Lol, reminds me of a time me and an ex were getting busy when she suddenly realized “oh shit, supposed to be getting ready to raid right now”. She insisted we keep going while she played on a laptop but her orc shaman(or whatever, never played WoW myself) just wasn’t doing it for me.

When I was growing up it specifically referred to any punch that the victim couldn’t have seen, anticipated, or defended themselves from. Usually reserved for someone getting punched in the back of the head. Similar but not quite the same as a “cold-cock”, where someone is punched before any other indication of…

Never, ever bring bananas on the boat.

Man I’m late to the game, and my story’s not exactly ‘car’ related but it was a sort of vehicle. Went moose hunting in Denali National Park a year ago. We’re about 12 miles from anything that could even be considered a road, 25 from cell service. My Father and I are sharing a 4 wheeler, headed back to town after…

Yeah, I know ;) but I’ve never seen this particular version before, it’s good copypasta

This is delicious, thank you.

So I already replied with my “bad trip”, but I wanted to add that I have driven while on mushrooms. Looking back it was probably one of the top 10 dumbest things I’ve ever done, but there a few mitigating factors. First being that the road was in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. A huge 8 mile long, looping dirt road…

The closest I’ve ever come to a “bad trip” wasn’t on acid or shrooms, but on Robotussin. My friends and I had rented a house in a resort town for a winter and were severely deficient in mind-altering drugs so we got a bit desperate. So we each drink a bottle of the stuff, it’s still light out, we’re mostly having a…

I spent many an hour tripping, listening to music on an Xbox and watching the visualizer. Truly mesmerizing.

I don’t remember, but it was the second or third time I’d taken mushrooms. I got my hand on a laptop that had access to the Internet and my mind was fucking blown to pieces. There’s just something truly insane about having access to the (nearly) sum total of human experience while your tripping, I couldn’t handle it…

This is included in Horizons, so if you buy that you get this and planetary landings and engineers and all that jazz.

Titanfall 2 had a similar problem with the Ion titan. The shield it can project was tied to framerates. The shield would last much longer for people running the game at 30 fps than it would at 60 fps. They eventually fixed it.

He could’ve just turned in his car without being a douchecanoe, gotten his money and walked away. Now he’said going to waste a courts time by litigating this nonsense. “Letter of the law” or not, this guy is a tool.