I once worked in prisons. Soap wasnt enough

If I had to do the masturbation list, I wouldnt be allowed at my job any more. Oh hey Victoria, Keri, Julia, Michelle, Maureen, girl on 6th floor, hot executive lady, short cleaning lady, Matt’s wife, boss’ daughter... yeah.. I would be in trouble

I had one user who kept a toaster on his desk and ate 2 pieces of toast every morning... Oddly, his last name was Gross

Copious amounts of hand sanitizer.. Like gallon jugs. You can always tell the service desk from the app developers by the size of the pump.

WTF are you talking about? Trump speaks in great generalities

Nice, but I was kicked out of a white castle somewhere around 3AM after eating around 15 burgers because I couldnt get the lock off the ice cream case. In Detroit.

After reading this I completely understand Luke now.. This sounds like excellent smashed out of your mind no clue what the fuck is happening, no shame drunken meal

As a white man who dated a black woman for 6 years, this was hilarious, especially about it always being hot. That and the AME church was the only church I ever attended with the chapel on the SECOND floor

On another note, why do kids this young play tackle football?

When I used to referee 5 year old soccer games, players would stop for anything. One kid would be chasing a butterfly, another picking a flower and just 2 kids chasing the ball - they played 4v4. The best was whenever the train came by that was near the field. You could see every kid just stop and stare on every…

IS this article for 16 year olds? Do grown men really not know how to please a woman?

I only got the first 2 done. I guess because I am dumb, streaking isnt daring. And eating 50 wings was a snack at 18. The rest better get better

Remember ladies, as long as its in the butt, you are still a virgin

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Or fumble and throw INTs while getting sacked 15 yards behind the line of scrimmage.. yes all at once. He isnt good, but at least he isnt Weeden

Lets see.. McCown led a 10 minute 90 yard drive before being KO’d. Manziel was 8 for 15 for 170 yards. 110 on 2 plays. Easy decision I think

I do not adhere to his misconduct policy but more to the harmless and incredibly enjoyable part.

You can also see guys near Kelce’s legs so he doesnt have a very wide stance. Makes it easier for Miller to toss him. I m sure Kelce wasnt look to have his knee rolled up in a pile

seriously how do people not know this? The first time I touched a woman I figured this out. Wow, they really like when I do this. Been in the repertoire for 25 years now