Great. So you would make that statement regarding a post op patient? Without knowing their medical history and what had been done prior? If you can categorically say that, then I’m onboard.

Ugh, people, seriously...

If we’re going to go down the road of amateur-hour mortality and morbidity lecture for the commentariat—was she febrile? Do you have an H&P on her to know when her surgery date was, as well as her post-op care plan? How many partners she does or does not have? When was she last tested for STIs?

How long ago did she have the surgery? That’s not why she was there according to the article. Where do you get the idea the UTI was related to the surgery? Conjecture at best.

No. I’m a woman though. Are you?

I’m a doctor. There is no need to examine the genitalia for a UTI. It was an inappropriate examination and this doctor was bad at their job.

Also, my doctors usually explain to me what they are about to do and why, ask if that is all right, and wait for a response before doing any probing. It sounds like this doctor didn’t care to do that.

Women don’t pee out of their vaginas. A UTI is a “urinary” tract infection. Why would you think the doctor would need to digitally penetrate the vagina?

Basic counter-trolling tactics will have to be employed to keep the trolls from winning.

Uh, if there is Dijon available why would you use anything else?

Take: if you put ketchup on a hamburger you make yourself (i.e., not a fast food puck) you are a trashperson and need to examine your life.

I was expecting a long-winded narration of “I did this and then I learned.” Turned out to be “I did this and now i’m digging my heels in.”

...You are genuinely insane.

I genuinely have no idea how we continue as a country when 48% of the country refers to 46% of the country as ‘deplorables’ and 46% refers to the 48% as ‘libtards’.

The rider sure takes a long time to realize a lawsuit payout is going to be a lot more than whatever the race prize is.

If he decides to venture out into porn I think Chase Banks has a nice ring to it.

The mistake is partying on your yacht all year round. You need to pull it, winterize the engine, and apply anti-groupie paint to the hull.

Once they’re stuck to the yacht they won’t move. It’s their ideal environment and only a prolonged treatment of lack of champagne, coke, and caviar will pry them loose.

I’m suing my local Renaissance Festival in Texas, the time period represented was clearly medieval and/or Dark Ages.

I got an infection from beaver once.