Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

#NotAllAnisoptera

Honestly as a trans woman myself, one of the most frustrating parts of Caitlyn’s transition has been watching cis feminists line up and talk about Caitlyn in generalizations and stereotypes that are either ignorant of or deliberately trying to overlook the Ivanka Trumps of the world. This idea that somehow Caitlyn’s…

The white man part is one thing. A top-flight, celebrated, well-rewarded and sought after athlete? Takes it to supernova levels of privilege.

Recognizing Caitlyn Jenner’s role in gaining more widespread visibility for trans issues is really not the same thing as judging her to be a good person. It takes an especially small-minded person to think that people who (for example) defending Jenner’s right to be called by her proper pronouns are defending her…

Caitlyn is a fascinating look into what white male privilege looks like on a woman. White women have their own sense of privilege but this Caitlyn mess is a whole different beast. She’s got like, super-duper privilege and watching her open her gob and consistently embarrass herself is one of my last remaining…

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

I took 3 months of unpaid paternity leave when my son was born in 2007, and it was probably the most important 3 months of my life.

Troll much?

I don’t disagree that it’s arbitrary, but I’d argue it’s necessarily so. You can’t have a different set of legal standards for every individual, so we need to draw a line somewhere. The exact location of that line is less important than a social contract to respect it, in my opinion.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Hottest of takes; Reese’s kind of suck. It’s subpar chocolate mixed with subpar peanut butter that’s been shelf-stabilized to within an inch of its life.

High risk pregnancies are really stressful too.

I definitely read sarcasm in there and starred the comment based on the assumption of sarcasm.

This is fake news. There’s a layer of short between the face and the ass.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.