People love it. Companies do it like that for a reason. People eat that shit up.

Oh no. Absolutely not. The vast majority of people love that type of shit. I can say that with absolute certainty.

Add “Natural” and “Organic” to that list and you sir have yourself a bright future in marketing.

What is clear is that it’s probably not a great idea to obfuscate the truth about where your product comes from—especially when your brand is staked on authenticity.

Yep. The loss of our hair and the ability to sweat helped us control our internal temperature. It also helped in our long distance endurance which allowed for more efficient movement. And a wider range of prey that we could hunt and hunt more efficiently.

its not american. its belgium/brazilian.

Agreed. Sometimes you just need some good old Flavored Alcohol Water™

No shit. Nice carpet ya got there too pussy.

Well, that’s probably because you’re not smart enough to understand it. Maybe re-read the whole idea and try to connect the dots. Its not that tough.

Earlier primates who joined Unions got their shit handed to them.

Yes we do. And its awesome.

it also allowed for a larger brain. cooking your food makes it easier to chew and digest. when the need for strong jaw muscles decreased, it allowed our brains to grow larger. so many things came together at just the right time for humans… that whatever bone in the hand that mutated and allowed better thumb dexterity,…