2 feet, 3 feet? I’m not sure it makes a vas deferens.

Anthony Bourdain and Rich Eisen sound so much alike.

#BlackBallsMatter

Thanks I've set everything to "lpokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq!". Notice I added the '!' at the end because everyone knows the "lpokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq" you suggested.

There's Chuck Norris.

I could never justify spending 400 dollars on a tablet and not buying an iPad.

No, but it is our favorite.

and a good day to you too sir from the land of pleasant living...