She could take performance depressing drugs and still out-debate him. But I’d like to know what sort of legal (or otherwise) stimulants Trump likes to shove up his honker.

This guy once sued newspapers for defamation because they published that he had been diagnosed with aids but lost because he was the source.

My grandmother has had an abortion. My aunt has had an abortion. My best friend has had an abortion. You know what they all have in common? Not one of them regrets their decision or had a second thought about it. Shockingly, women know what the fuck they’re doing with their reproductive health.

Isn’t that literally the point of the show? That they do actually feel pain. That emerging AI meeting humanity is The Worst...

Shit, even his daughter is getting a little old. Doesn’t she have something like 22 months until freedom(35)? Then Tiffany better watch the fuck out.

I was willing to give the Donald the benefit of the doubt after the first debate. Allergies, I thought. Maybe a cold. Now I’m jumping on the “Blow. Lots and lots of blow” bandwagon. The sniffling is so nasty.

Some chucklefuck once shouted “fags”out of his car at me and a group of my friends. We are all women. One of my buddies chased after him screaming “We’re dykes you dumb motherfucker!”

Now it’s time to vote out those 58 assholes and really hammer home the point.

Man, you missed a golden opportunity to call them a shitbird Jays fan.

If this is a real thing and not just some viral bullshit that got out of hand, I suspect someone will eventually beat the shit out of a clown.

I worked on a tall ship and one night after going out on the piss I’m pretty sure I woke up still drunk, or at least at that point of the hangover where your brain isn’t really working. I did the entire morning sail on autopilot, all muscle memory. I have no idea how I didn’t drop a spar on someone by loosing the…

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Also a) the toothpaste kind of looks like jizz and b) the work is offensive, yes, but also boring and shitty. Like, if you’re going to be racist and offensive, at least do it in a new and interesting way. This is some high-school art class bullshit.

I am genuinely surprised he doesn’t hire them on as models which means he can legally dictate the way they look and they still waitress. I’m sure there’s another industry that does this but it escapes me at the moment.

So...is this one of those cases where the Oxford comma would’ve done some good in clearing up confusion?

I have no idea how this is even a thing, to be honest. I think the whole thing is a sham that has absolutely hurt victims, so who knows, there could be accused who are being treated without due process. The cops and our current justice system suck, but this nonsense isn’t the answer.

Pretty sure she mentioned him attacking gold star families, but I was just getting into the house at that point so I’m not sure when exactly in the debate that was.

Not saying we should do this...but...

Oooh! Oooh! I know the answer!