There are also cases where the “false” confession was because the victim was so pressured to recant by slut-shaming cops that they agreed it was all made up just so they could go home and get some peace. So, false rape accusations are even rarer than we think.

But if you can’t fraternize then how are you supposed to land yourself that rich husband?

Went to Texas many moons ago and was told by a local that no matter how annoyed I was, not to honk my horn or give someone the bird unless I was prepared to draw down. I thought that was insane until they pointed out how many Texans have guns in their cars and how nuts things get with road rage. I did not honk. I did…

1. Weep for humanity.

I hold out hope that she is secretly a lesbian and is fake-dating this dude so he can break into the biz as a nice thing for a friend to do. But lbr, that’s not the case.

To be fair, I’ve always had a low opinion of FOB since back when I lived in Chitown and one of the guys used to hang around my local Barnes and Nobel in the magazine section waiting for someone to recognize him. Not very rock and roll, dude.

Wait, don’t FOB qualify as a boyband?

I have so little opinion on any of the other characters, but Gaston has a fucking song about how hairy he is. He’s rocking full bush.

I remember being outraged that he got off with probation, but damn, if that’s why the judge did it, I take back all my umbrage. Betting/gambling makes me incredibly anxious, but even I would wager that he would screw up his probation. And, oh, look, here he is, winner winner chicken dinner.

No.

One that was the right size would be a good start...

Only festival I ever went to was a weekend indie...thing in the fields of oxfordshire. I think maybe the odd band made it big time but mostly people spent the weekend camping getting shitfaced with their friends, making new friends, and occassionally staggering over to the stages.

I wear flats around the beastboy because he's a good two inches (? something like that) taller than me, but is still meh on my towering over him in heels. TBH I don't wear heels all that often so it's never really an issue. If I want to wear heels though, he will make faces for a moment or two and then gtf over it,…

I can't stand to be breathed on but no one has ever thought this was normal.

Dude, she HAS hair!

I know white two year olds who are still nothing but duckling peach fuzz. Their mothers can't even get a clip in that shit it's so fine and thin.

I am the total opposite. I'm like, "Just fucking wrap it. It doesn't have to be perfect. No one cares, just put it in a bag." Whereas the beastboy wraps a beautiful present. Seriously, like, shop nice.

They aren't revolting looking by any stretch. They're perfectly nice rings and I'm sure your GF really likes hers because a) they're nice rings and b) you were proposing.

Provincial plans based on household income are where it's at. It takes a while for the paperwork to go through but it's worth it!

I'm poor so I qualify for Trillium.

I'm sorry to hear about your friend. I just qualified for benefits here in Canada and I just walked into the drugstore, they handed me my meds, I walked out. I thought I was going to cry the first time I didn't have to pay a dime for my mental health drugs. Watching American politics, I understand why/how their broken…