Argh, sarcasm fail on my part. I wasn't annoyed or offended, I just enjoy using the phrase "lesbian shitasses" as often as possible and am honestly baffled by the morons who seem convinced that restricting women (and yes, you're right, it is harder in skirts and layers etc.) is the answer when history has proven that…

The first woman to climb the Matterhorn did so in hoop skirts. The first woman to climb Mount Cook/Aoraki did so in a knee length skirt with pantaloons on underneath (but she was a lesbian and shared her tent with dudes so I'm sure she was in league with Satan or something amirite?) And I can move up and down stairs…

Paul makes me want to go back in time and slap him upside the head. This makes me feel much better.