what the hell are you doing? this is the internet not a forum for your logic and science.

where the did the author say to eat the whole damn thing every day?  did you even read the article or are you just running your mouth to feel better about yourself?

I don’t know what the contest was but you just won.

either this is entirely correct or you are going to die a slow painful death when you let the milk demons out of the can they have been imprisoned in for months.  your call friendo, your call...

all good tips. one more if I may. please, please, please stop buying hand soap that smells like artificial cranturdpinefuckery. soap is supposed to wash shit off of you not put it on you. if my meal is ruined because my hands still smell like cranturdpinefuckery I may just accidentally knock over that…

That is gorgeous. Long ago I learned the secret to knowing if I smoked or barbecued something correctly. If I like it it is right. FTW (both meanings). I strongly recommend this method as it never fails. Since you are still new at this prepare yourself for the blinding rage you will fly into when someone calls your…

I’m sure you mean well but I am getting tired of these “home improvement” articles from people that have no idea what they are talking about.

Who wants to kick off a list of good restaurant supply stores that tolerate walk in joe schmoe retail customers? It seems to me in my travels around the US there are fewer and fewer outside the coastal regions.

I find back and forth leaves all the tea in the glass.

this is exactly what THEY want you to believe

Aside from being one of the greatest descriptions of a beverage in modern history, you gonna tell us who you were thinking about when you this part???

Great series of articles. I am reminded of the following quote.  Welcome to the club of those that truly understand it.

so your argument is eating commercially farmed cows, pigs, and chickens is more ethical than eating meat that was hunted?

I am looking forward to the rest of your articles about your hunt.  I’ve always wondered about people that can talk for hours about the latest shiny thing they bought but can’t tell you where their food comes from.

do you eat food?  where exactly does it come from?

I took my knife on vacation once. When we got back my fork and spoon were so jealous I swore I would never do that again.

What is the problem?  At the bar those coasters are one and done.  In the author’s home, they most likely live a long happy life like a shelter dog finding a forever home.

I bet you’re from Mississippi.

both are fantastic reasons to stay with a car or a dog