<sarcasm> dude, that is such an old school response </sarcasm>

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

anybody going to talk about what bullshit freevee is?  prime keeps going up and those money grubbing whores have the nerve to push content to freevee to sell more ads.

but it’s cool to stack them, right???   like what if I enjoy disagreeing with strangers when I’m drunk and emotional?

https://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip

From your article,

I say, get the hammer drill, and go brushless. You don’t need to keep the handle on it

Let me guess, your editor forced you to write a prime day article. You said, but I’m a stoner/food writer and like honey badger I don’t give a fuck about saving 37 cents on a whisk.  Editor said too bad.  You said fine, here you go...

these LEGO sets are so inexpensive, you’ll think they’re Mega Blocks

Be warned, however, that the hole in some models is small; my pinky fit perfectly, and I could just squeeze my ring finger in there, but it could be a little uncomfortable for larger fingers.

Can we get a hashtag or flair or something to mark which food experiments were conducted high?

seriously asking - why is this still a thing?  don’t most phone plans have fast, unlimited data?

This sage advice is sage advice.

Perhaps someone needs to warn the video creator that there are things on the sidewalk that although appear to be chocolate pudding are most likely not.

tell us about the chocolate you used, slowly...

Looking forward to part 2 - Things Only Celebrities Say After an Asshole Death

You just published and article that used both Costco parking lot and uncouth in the same paragraph. Whatever petty sibling rivalry exists over an event from double digit years ago, you win. Besides, that was in the before times, we did shit different.

Damn it...my solo cups keep melting...nice tip, Claire

why did you even bother to read the article and comment?