“Did you put salt on this?” he asked, visibly upset.

That was an enjoyable morning read.  Thank you.

As a bread geek I applaud you dropping starch retrogradation in there like a common phase.  To quote no one, sometimes enzymes are assholes.

I’ve smoked a butt load of butts (pun fully intended) in my Weber.  You will know you’ve mastered smoking and barbecuing when someone uses the word grilled to describe your food and you fly into a blinding, friendship ending, world burning rage. Then and only then have you mastered it.

Is anyone aware of a library with overdrive access that grants cards to out of district people, even for a fee?

congratulations!  when are you due?

This really is a great idea. But I just came up with something even better...

10 TEN WAYS TO MAKE SLIDE SHOWS BETTER

One more tip, if you get your dog as a puppy, handle their paws very, very often so they don’t freak out the first time you grab their paws to trim their nails.  Same for ears and teeth.

when you drop a brick in the bowl you will regret the brick in the tank

I suppose that is marginally safer than swallowing the onion whole with a handful of razor blades and running in place for 15 minutes.

remember kids, not all kosher salt weighs the same by volume...

friendly reminder: if you serve rock solid butter you are most likely an axe murderer

Amen

I just pretend they are the eyes of my enemies.  Then peeling becomes fun!

I STARTED THIS COMMENT WANTING TO YELL AND ARGUE...then I realized as long as you’re happy and not hurting anyone that doesn’t want to be hurt it is none of my fucking business...enjoy

I’m just happy this wasn’t an article about jerking off a leprechaun...