looks like unicorn shit to me...

am I the only one that thinks “Put a Pickle in Your Shitty Beer” sounds like an Australian insult?

You forgot the most important tip, make twice what you think you need. I always seem to eat half of the tasty little bastards when I’m making them.

This is way more polite than just giving someone else the first waffle.

how did you make it all the way through writing this without one cheesy spreading pun, like spreading the truth or spreading knowledge???

They were put there by a man in a factory downtown

Just find new friends.  You kids and your facebooks crack me up.

drizzle some decent thick balsamic on that crap circle

I am not aware of any reputable studies proving a correlation between how one consumes food and what they do with their genitalia.

EVERYONE ELSE JUST SHUT UP

Everyone, at some point or another, has been tempted to eat potpourri (the forbidden chip).

I think it works better if as you’re closing the waffle iron you yell at the top of your lungs “HEY GEORGE FORMAN - HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM WAFFLES???”

I like it.

Do the thighs get completely brown?  Whenever I sous vide whole chickens the thighs stay pinkish.  Some of my thanksgiving moochers freak out if there is any hint an animal was once alive.

It is ON...

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This is how I want to think Martha Stewart made wine in prison.

This is a good idea. Another thing you can do is save them and use them on your next trip. More hotel chains are doing away with the individual bottles to reduce plastic use and switching to dispensers. Now we sit back and wait for the stories about some pervert getting arrested for “topping off” the bottles.

#legalstateproblems