attention youngsters: if he/she/whatever doesn’t dig you warts and all move on. in the words of the most worthy wayne campbell, I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
this-is-not-me
this-is-not-me
One more tip, stop pissing away your money on new cars and car loans.
wake me up when you get to breakfast cocktails...
Where do I get a copy of your book?
In honor of the new year and how awesome this sounds I will spare you my go to rant that regardless of what anyone says, in my book
there are only two kinds of pancakes in this world sourdough and yucky
fat
If holiday gift giving puts you in debt you are doing life wrong.
not so much a hack as just life advise
Do not think you can get away with serving only sour cream or only applesauce. Both are completely necessary.
slow cooker mashed potatoes = winning
While I appreciate this suggestion and do agree it is best for many, may I kindly offer an alternative approach?
If my turkey escapes from the oven this year...IT...IS...ALL...YOUR...FAULT...
I’m trying to be open minded and excepting but people from my generation are just not ready for inter-holiday action.
BOO...YUCK...DIE YOU DIRTY HIPPY
