fuck it  just call everyone buddy or dude.  I don’t care if I got invited to tea with the queen of england, she’d be buddy or dude to me.

Now I sit back and wait for angry comments from people that didn’t read the article :)

looks like a great use for puff pastry scraps too...

I thought this was going to be like in the poor old days when we would buy a six pack of decent beer and a case of cheap beer. After drinking the good sixer you don’t care about the cheap shit in the case.

you don’t have a separate butter freezer?  

YOU JUST PUT BUTTER ON GRAPES...YOU WIN

you are doing the gods work.

click the link.  it comes with a spatula.  i’ve never had a problem getting them out with the included spatula.

if you really want to win, you need one of these...

with this I declare you one step lower on the laziness ladder. you are two steps away from paying someone to prechew and momma bird that shit right into your mouth. I say this in the most nonjudgmental supportive light.

first off, extra giggle points for meat tube and meat chamber. secondly, if ever there was an article that should have been a video...

switch out the saltines for potato chips for additional happiness

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to fry a dozen quail eggs in the white of an ostrich egg. Sobriety optional.

truth

so basically trailer park raclette?

as great as this sounds I am really just here to shout a big amen for you continuing to preach the one and only true ketchup gospel.

now I need to find the time to find the perfect ratio to make this drinkable through a straw.  whoever figures that out first wins.

HEY LAZY BASTARD NOBEL PRIZE SELECTION DUDES...

Do you think GIN and WIN rhyming is a coincidence? Water is for suckers.