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this-is-not-me

first, please, please, please tell me the headless dude in the video took proper steps to prevent cross contamination and you just edited it out...please answer quick I am getting very anxious assuming that is store bought ground beef, when I buy real cuts and grind them myself I freak out just a little less about

Sounds like the same nonsense that brought us such abominations as the vodkatini.

THIS = TRUTH

brilliant advise

PRO TIP: if you hide a bunch of shit in your oven to “clean” make sure to set yourself a reminder.

If I don’t survive I’m gonna be pissed...nevermind

As soon as I read your title that came to mind. I just used the generator at postergen.com. I don’t know anything about them. It was just one of the first google hits.

I know you’re the fancy pants writer and all but I think I will stick to advice from the expert demonstrated below as the proper way to survive.

I read that Little Caesars uses a blend with muenster.

I’ve only knew 2 types of PETA people in my younger days. Privileged fake hippy chicks with a tiny world view and dudes that liked to screw said fake hippy chicks. FWIW I was neither.

just remember no more lifetime guarantee

just remember no more lifetime guarantee

I’m walking away... mine was a crappy attempt at making a joke and the first line in your response stepped so deep into it this has gotten too easy...

why am I for 40 minutes, returning to bed if I still have to release the pressure manually???

to avoid confusion, this is not exclusive to organic peanut butter. any peanut butter that does not have hydrogenated oil (or other magic substance) added to it will separate. many of those that are just peanuts or peanuts and salt are labeled natural or some other homey sounding goodness but they are not organic. one

first things first, that was great. I don’t know why but I always assumed you were hyper manic with a the vocabulary of a sailor..which is cool too.

I’ve often viewed chicken meat as the stuff the chicken only grows to protect the glorious fat and liver.

so if all previous versions of android were named for food does this mean google is telling us to eat P?

That looks stunning. I am drooling.