False equivalence. He is only accused, not convicted. You might as well say we need no trials because who needs to hear from a suspect of a crime?

Well, how else you gonna learn how to use a strap on?

but my battery takes a dip with gps on all the time.

I mean, if you’re worried about it, turn on GPS? If not being on GPS is more important to you, acknowledge that’s your own choice.

As a parent I prefer not to talk about kids... There’s so much excitement in the world than diaper changes and milestones that pretty much everyone reaches I their childhood....

No breaks for you. 1 week.

I always enjoyed tbs overdubbing the swears with words that don’t make sense.... Like on die hard.... Ugggh like I need more moral guidance from some faceless unit of somewhere....

I have that book, too. It’s called The Internet.

I find people stop giving me advice when I bluntly say “I don’t care to hear what they have to say”... I highly recommend trying it... Might take 2 or 3 times per person if they’re used to giving you advice..... You could even try it on me right now! ;)

I thought it would be a cold day in hell before I ever saw a link to Reddit from a Gawker affiliated site.

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

So my wife and I just ask each other....

As a beardy guy Im not overly worried about this stuff.... I only get beardruff once in a while and it goes away as quick as it arrives... Never used any of those hipster oil products, pretty sure evolution took care of everything I need...

Pre-dinner date nap time sex ftw... Works well!

Double whopper bonus: if she hot-wires your car and drives away with it. You go to her apartment to talk to her parents about it but there’s just an old Romanian couple with 10 cats living there who don’t speak any English or know of any “Jessica”. Then she’s a keeper. But she’s probably gone for good.

She was a keeper. You, however, were not.

There are so many red flags in that story, I can’t even.

...or say you have diarrhea.

I'm one of those who finds it torturous. It hurts and doesn't ever make me laugh. Does make me punch and kick though... so that's kinda the intended evolutionary effect, right?