But she isn’t telling people to wear seatbelts.... I’m surprised she made it out alive at all....

“off Brand from Canada”... Good grief!! we have tighter regulations on our food and drugs than the USA... You’d be lucky to get something from us... This post not subsidized by some scummy USA lobbiest.... Patrick you let me down on this one.

Shortest listicle ever.....

As a parent I prefer not to talk about kids... There’s so much excitement in the world than diaper changes and milestones that pretty much everyone reaches I their childhood....

No breaks for you. 1 week.

I always enjoyed tbs overdubbing the swears with words that don’t make sense.... Like on die hard.... Ugggh like I need more moral guidance from some faceless unit of somewhere....

I find people stop giving me advice when I bluntly say “I don’t care to hear what they have to say”... I highly recommend trying it... Might take 2 or 3 times per person if they’re used to giving you advice..... You could even try it on me right now! ;)

Really? This made it into a Lifehacker article without the conclusion that mommy blogs are just as full of crap as their kids diapers?

How bout just old people and kids and call it day....

As a beardy guy Im not overly worried about this stuff.... I only get beardruff once in a while and it goes away as quick as it arrives... Never used any of those hipster oil products, pretty sure evolution took care of everything I need...

Pre-dinner date nap time sex ftw... Works well!

I’m extroverted and have told a lie or two I drew my q as a introvert.... Test is bogus.

Weight watchers and exercise worked for me down 105lbs and have maintained it for just over a year now....

And what about taxis?!

Well good to see Canada and the UK isn’t plagued by the same problems as the USA with giving away personal information... At least not as easy.

Great! So now I can’t charge my phone and listen through headphones.... sounds about as useful as the curved cellphone that solved the problem no one ever had...

Number 4... If the rules don’t empower you, if you’re kept in the dark and the information doesn’t flow 2 ways... Number 4... It's not worth the time or headache. You're better than a bureaucratic workplace.

Wake me when there's a snickers kicking around.... Yummy!

Back in my day I could drive down to Minneapolis for the weekend with just a drivers license. When I write ‘down to Minneapolis' I mean on the map only. It was actually uphill both ways.

Actually it works by having a high pH and being basic...