because people in the US will not be able to get over their association of gas stations/convenience stores and bad food, and won’t want to buy it.

The taquitos were 3 for $3 now it’s 2 for $3. The advertisement says that but they show three items. Yeah, I’m that guy that eats trash off the rollers.

Ooo. A a-hole parrot. 

after experiencing over four hours of turbulence following its departure from Madrid

Given the history of “Dear Prudence” and other newspaper advice columns, it’s possible this series of events is a work of fiction rather than a serious concern (as noted by the author).

Shit like this is why I’d rather take my chances on a bear.

revoke their license.  permanently.  you can’t fix stupid.

Morgan Wallen is an actively racist drunk and sells out every one of his shows.  This event will not effect JT in the least.  And he knows it, which is why he’s cracking jokes about it already.

Timberlake greeted the crowd, saying, “So, uh, is there anyone here tonight that is driving? No, I’m just kidding.”

This seems fake, but anyway, he’s not putting his car over his daughter, he’s putting his wallet over decency. 

What if they got him a bicycle instead?  I mean, and divorce papers, yeah, but dipshits on bicycles is kind of a Lance thing, no?

Shania Twain tried to warn us...

His name is Lance.

I agree. This is a standard G/O clickbait article.

The answer is obvious: the writer needs to get her own priorities straight, dump that asshole, and use the incident to get sole custody of the child!

Maggie Mull, with sympathy on the loss of her father Martin.

Please let this is a Prank.

Hey, those guardsmen’s time is worth something too - why make them waste it on him?

No, it’s just that you are clearly trying to talk out of both end of your mouth to try to sound netural while pushing people away from supporting Biden. Just look at your own words:

Heaven forbid Trump gets back in office; his policies will destroy the economy and our standing in the world, and then of course he will blame it all on Biden — and his supporters will wholeheartedly believe him.