Sausage Party?

Same. Who would have expected that the best episode so far of HBO’s prestige zombie show would have been the one with almost no zombies?

So much of prestige TV has trained me to suspect the worst, so when Frank was invited in I kept thinking how is this stranger going to destroy Bill’s life?

An alternative to these rosy numbers exists. Tesla uses possibly fraudulent accounting practices to make themselves look completely differentiated in the marketplace. Elon has established a culture of fabrications and exaggerations to raise funds and boost his stock price to line his own pockets. The recent spate of…

To be completely honest, if Alec Baldwin was a more well-liked guy, he would not be charged in this case. We have precedent from other on set shootings that prove that including the shooting of Brandon Lee. Souza’s statements all back up that Baldwin was following procedure in handling the gun, that he was told out lou…

Annoying, but my bigger beef is with shit sound mixing. If you’re going to spend millions of dollars on a show or flick, light the fucking thing and mix the damned sound properly.

They need to turn these into bars or restaurants.

I could use it for a personal garage. Although it might look a bit sad with a single car in it.

...Miss Marple?

Man, I sure did not expect to enjoy a CoD game mode in this the year of our lord 2023, but I played one night over the holidays with a couple of buddies and we had a fucking blast. One guy doesn’t game much, so he was a bit of a wildcard. Not only was he having trouble with the controls, but he’d wander off and never…

Dude, what's up with you lately?

Yup... we can’t discount the possibility that the driver in the Tesla was an idiot.

It’s the “sneaking back in the house after golf with the boys lead to 5 hours at the strip club” mode.

Yeah, this is a weird take. Other than the starting child actors or maybe children of the cast/crew, how many kids will there even be at the premiere for any film?

Now you’re just rubbing basalt in the wound.

And we salute you for not doing it.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

Bezos spent most of his time making sure the contract guaranteed that James Bond would be required to show up at his birthday party.

Today has been a dark day for sport.

It’s really weird considering any real importance Harry has was done the minute his older brother had a kid. He was the spare heir. Now he’s #5 in line. Let him and his wife be happy doing whatever he wants to do.