“Do you want me to vote?”

Yeah but without any of the charisma or even a memorable pet.

Simpsons did it

Hurry up and rat out your accomplices!

Jack Black’s Sac Axed Lest Rest See Yellow Testes

Take your star. But only because you used the best gif ever created.

Not gonna lie, that second sentence was a hell of a sucker punch.

Don’t be lazy - posting some pics of the different kinds of anchors would make this article way better.  You probably could figure out how to make a slideshow out of it!

The writing on this site has been on a steady decline for years.  For some reason, they think snark is a replacement for good writing.

So just to be clear: we're supposed to hate Jason Sudeikis because of a report from a former nanny that both he and Olivia Wilde denied was true, and also because a process server did their job? Even for present-day AV Club, this is a shockingly bad take.

The problem with introducing new villain characters in the show is that in the game, except for one big exception (which I won’t mention as it’s a spoiler), there are no named villains for any of the groups of humans you encounter - military or Hunters. They are just nameless groups of people working together to try…

If they need rescuing so bad they should have thought ahead and brought their own chopper.

I’m with him. I fly a helicopter all over the place and I don’t rescue anybody.

He was legit good in Vengeance.

I thought he was quite good in Butterfly Effect, and was pleasantly surprised by his turn in Vengeance.

Well at least Harry’s catching the strays for all the Beyonce fans who were pissed that Bonnie Raitt won Song of the Year.

Sausage Party?

Same. Who would have expected that the best episode so far of HBO’s prestige zombie show would have been the one with almost no zombies?

So much of prestige TV has trained me to suspect the worst, so when Frank was invited in I kept thinking how is this stranger going to destroy Bill’s life?

An alternative to these rosy numbers exists. Tesla uses possibly fraudulent accounting practices to make themselves look completely differentiated in the marketplace. Elon has established a culture of fabrications and exaggerations to raise funds and boost his stock price to line his own pockets. The recent spate of…