I'm the first wag to point out it can now retreat sideways too? for shame, Jalops. For shame...

You may do bad things sometimes 'murica, but then you pull shit like this, and I love you All. Over. Again.

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Oh, you say that now...

It has been rewarding to see the opinions offered from folks so far in this thread. And this is coming from someone who is far, far removed from yourself politically. I do wish more folks could be sensible to each other...

Easy to say.

I once knew a coke dealer bought an old Paris-Dakar Landy backup car. That thing was terrifying.

Goddamn furries...

Like Count Basie could be any cooler, then Boom! E-type, motherfuckers! You wanna sort that boy out with that Nickelback shit, mind. Needs nipping in the bud.

Ginger birds tho. Damn...

That is a very good point.

Surely this is a wristwatch orrery, not a wristwatch planetarium? That said, it is deeply wonderful, and I covet it.

That's a Babelfish.

No, root beer tastes like Germoline. It's wrong.

Well, quite. Imagine, if you will, a .GIF of Orson Welles clapping here.

The very same The time for fawning over Jehova's ill-fated whelp is over! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW LORD!

There's one downstairs from me right now (belongs to guy I work for's dad, not me, sadly). She's a bit frayed round the edges, and the brakes are, well, fucked is the word right now, but the engine runs like a dream. He's got a Lancia Fulvia and a really old 2CV as well, but I like Madame Traction best. She's a…

For someone else's project at 14.5K, I want a GT-four engine and running gear to handle it, not a potentially-explosive nana-mobile with a shonky turbo.

Mustang Egoboost. They should release it over here as a resurrected Capri.

PETA? Stealing headlines? I am shocked. Shocked!