My last dentist drove a Noble. My new dentist is this tiny, insanely hot Portuguese woman. I don't care if she rides a skateboard, I think I love her.

The Platonic Ideal.

"A squid eating dough, in a polyethylene bag, is fast and bulbous, got me?"

Exactly. Form letter for protest below:

So's 'cowboy hipster', but both these things exist, sadly...

You are correct; that pipe is useless for crack (or meth, MDMA, or any other smokeable chems). You're gonna want more airflow than that, believe me.

Agreed. i just said exactly this.

Rear 3/4 view? Luuuuuurrrrveley. Face? Weird, blind cave-fish in Audi drag.

I love it, but CP.

Clearly a viking boat.

I was fine with it until I saw it's stupid face. 'Yay, it's all curvy and beautiful like a new 2000g- WAAAAGGH!' (pukes)

Know what's good in steak sandwiches? Skirt. Much-maligned and ignored, but if treated like a steak and cooked medium-rare, the grain of the meat means you can slice it thin and produce meltingly delicious slices of bloody, pink flesh. Or it braises like a fucking champ, too. Seek it out. Cook things with it. Don't…

This is the perfect distillation of Tolkien.

Well, you're not having mine, so at least one.

Well well. I shoulda known better than to call out someone called 'insertbullets' really... ;)

Looks more like a Vickers to me.

Seriously, I guarantee I can score for a free piano about as fast as I could buy a gram of coke (if not be paid to take it away), but I looked on Ebay last week for Marinas and nearly fell off my chair at the prices. Three. Fucking. Grand. That's pounds, not dollars...

That's the Marina you're thinking of. I'd love to put a Rover K-series and a Ford 5-spd in one of these. Possibly a Spit/GT6 IRS as well. Sleeper-tastic...

Hmmmm, poll's sitting at 50/50, which is how I feel on it. I love it, who wouldn't? but I don't trust it...

I had to fish an ounce of speed out of a girl once on a date. True story.