Rear 3/4 view? Luuuuuurrrrveley. Face? Weird, blind cave-fish in Audi drag.

I love it, but CP.

Clearly a viking boat.

I was fine with it until I saw it's stupid face. 'Yay, it's all curvy and beautiful like a new 2000g- WAAAAGGH!' (pukes)

Know what's good in steak sandwiches? Skirt. Much-maligned and ignored, but if treated like a steak and cooked medium-rare, the grain of the meat means you can slice it thin and produce meltingly delicious slices of bloody, pink flesh. Or it braises like a fucking champ, too. Seek it out. Cook things with it. Don't…

This is the perfect distillation of Tolkien.

Well, you're not having mine, so at least one.

Well well. I shoulda known better than to call out someone called 'insertbullets' really... ;)

Looks more like a Vickers to me.

Seriously, I guarantee I can score for a free piano about as fast as I could buy a gram of coke (if not be paid to take it away), but I looked on Ebay last week for Marinas and nearly fell off my chair at the prices. Three. Fucking. Grand. That's pounds, not dollars...

That's the Marina you're thinking of. I'd love to put a Rover K-series and a Ford 5-spd in one of these. Possibly a Spit/GT6 IRS as well. Sleeper-tastic...

Hmmmm, poll's sitting at 50/50, which is how I feel on it. I love it, who wouldn't? but I don't trust it...

I had to fish an ounce of speed out of a girl once on a date. True story.

Know what plants love? cold black tea from the remains in the teapot. They love that shit.

Red Dwarf.

Heavens to Murgatroyd, who put those fellows in charge of a ship? They've driven the damn thing clear out the water, and are obviously incapable of dressing themselves appropriately for the conditions. We'd best get the SBS over there sharpish to rescue 'em, then put the daft buggers out to pasture with a pointless…

Stout. Mackeson's is my preference.

I put it to you, it's very easy. Good, yes, but a single splash too much can fuck your gravy right up...

Well, now I'm going to spend the evening on Ebay looking for X1/9s that I can't afford instead of making the dinner. So I will be doubly unsatisfied. Thanks, Estrada...

Nope. Not pointy enough, you see.