I know it's stupid, but I like it. which probably means I'm stupid, but I don't care. I'd rattle-can it black & put slot-mags on it.

Nope. That's a real hill, alright.

That looks like it was made whilst huffing some particularly toxic glue, if I may make so bold.

'Rubs strong?' Sold!

Because this is Jalopnik, not a consumer review website. Deciding which dull commuter-mobile will take the longest to break isn't fun. Arguing the toss about silly cars, poking fun at others' half-assed projects and occasionally coming across demented automobile gems that by rights shouldn't exist? Fun.

So endeth all reciprocating things...

LMGTFY is awesome.

Have you any idea how far I have to stretch to reach the damn keyboard? Yeesh.

Why yes. Yes, it is. Moar info plz.

Porsche is as Porsche does...

70s dagenham product. My favourites, all. Working-class Fast.

I love it very, very much.

Everyone on Jalopnik does; there's an article about it. Voluntary, unpaid car-fanaticism, well, who can argue with that :)

I too am fond of SAABs, but I've seen you post this already, in an article about the Russian stealth-fighter (slightly more SAAB related, but still not really). Are they paying you?

WBC are lawyer trolls, nothing more. Their income stream is suing people once they've pissed them off enough to take a swing at them. Phelps knows the law very well; he was a pretty nifty civil rights lawyer back in the day. The whole thing's a scam.

Ordering the cheapest item you can, and a big net.

The story would have been better if that boat was a damn sight leakier...

But, but.. she's got a javelin? Now I'm confused...

Gonna take more than that...

Please, do not make this an empty promise.