Nope. I can definitely see a door to the boot...

Fuck, no ;)

That is a sturdy, capable-looking little beast. I like it.

What? It's blue. Quite pale, shiny blue? Now, where's my prize.

Colour me surprised. No, really.

I wouldn't want neighbours who were impressed by a TV...

Yep. We're suicidal, bargain-happy idiots.

He's a cunt.

Not if mixed with a little alkali & heated...

Red and blue LEDs make for a very futuristic grow-room.

I believe the Perana Capri may have a rival for my heart...

Do you know what? If it's a machine, made in a factory, then the maximum price should be 'as much as it would cost to make an identical replica'. I be that's less than $52M.

Some things, you don't need reminded of.

I love the Syrena. It's like a cross between a TR4 and a Daimler Dart.

Doesn't matter HOW slow that goes though. Just look at it! Squee!

Aww, come on, you'd still have a go...

Poor little thing. Crack. Lots and lots of crack.

I've called 999 and been told they wouldn't send an ambulance for someone who was repeatedly coughing till they lost consciousness (me). Fuck those guys.

Looks on fire there, to me.

Nope. That sounds like it might actually work. And, involve work. Can't be having those kinda shenanigans, sunny Jim.