thirteenthfloorelevator

9/23/13

I know someone has one of these in his garage, mouldering away. I am so tempted to buy it, just to pick up women. How are they gonna resist?

9/13/13

Driverless cars?

9/12/13

Every time I've seen a driver hit someone they've checked their car firs. Every time. Which is, like, three times, but hey.

9/12/13

Show them those rims and we're fucked. They'd crash an asteroid into us on general principles.

9/10/13

I can live without the front, TBH, but that ass...

9/10/13

At one point, you were five years old, and that car made perfect sense.You gonna make a five-year-old cry? Over fuel economy? Dude...

9/10/13

Kinja: the gift that keeps on giving. It's like a hideous, acrylic-wool Christmas jumper every day of your life!

9/10/13

Trust the math.

9/10/13

Is that a thing? Eeew.

9/10/13

Yea, verily, I say unto you: Matte-black Baja Bug with a Turbonique axle.

9/10/13

I like that bike, though.

9/10/13

Nah, it'd be obnoxious if it had been built by martians to drive jesus on the second coming. it's a stupid car.

9/10/13

That, is a fucking stupid automobile, right there.

9/9/13

Goes. Car makers are obsessed with these when it comes to concept cars.

9/9/13

Big, fast and anonymous. Lovely car for a bank-job, even now.

9/9/13

That doesn't look like Pensacola ;)

9/9/13

I've read some translations of Icelandic fiction, and that is nothing. They do sentences that carry on for entire pages, and paragraphs that are even longer.

9/6/13

Well, he's not going to get the same sentence as someone who DID actually hurt someone, but what he did do is break the law, in a childishly stupid and self-aggrandizing way, whilst endangering the safety of others, then boast about it with worldwide coverage. It's not like he made himself hard to find. Also, as the…

9/6/13

The exterior is described as teal - a non-obvious pirate hue - but in fact looks a lot more like turquoise to me, at least in the pictures. Regardless, it looks like this long wheelbase (108-inch) van seems in decent shape on the outside.

9/6/13

How the fuck is what appears to be a perfectly serviceable van which needs some crap throwing out the back before you apply your own stamp to its cheery indestructability and cheap-parts goodness at a 68% loss, when a hundred pound car SELLING FOR FOUR GRAND gets a 51% win?