Weird, baroque assassinations are kind of an Eastern European thing. Look at Litvinienko, and the Bulgarian umbrella gun back in the 80s.

Because if you saw it on a TV show, you'd decry it as ludicrous.

God bless the internet.

Hah! THAT'S what it was called! Thank you. Damn, that was a good game.

How to drive a car, surely? You need a pointy hat and a black cloak to drive a stick.

For relative values of 'difficult'. An afternoon practicing on a hill till you can hang in place just by slipping the clutch on the bite-point and you've got it.

Xbox? Just buy a car with a proper gearstick and three pedals, already.

That's not a car. That's clearly a cake. Nice try, Orlove.

Coming from the other side of the Pond, that's exactly what I like about 'em. It's American as fuck. In a good way.

Shit. That's awful. I ride a bike a lot (city-dweller, cars are for tinkering with & driving for fun for me), and I know the feeling of having a bunch of angry motorists behind me that need to get by, be it cos I'm human-powered, or in something old & slow that I'm tinkering with for fun. One of Us, killed by our…

My favourite Ferrari.

Tyres, brakes, exhaust.

No. It is wonderful. What would make it perfect is Sierra Cosworth running gear.

I'll tell you what this is. This is metal as fuck, and I love it.

'Far-Left Government?' America? Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa.

Wuuurgh! Noooo! It's the Nanny State and der uuuunyunnnns!

Words to live by.

Mad in the head = Good in the bed in my experience.

George Best.

Eeeeeeeaaaaaaooooowwwwwmmmmm! Again! Again!