First, if you’re going to go after Gacha games, no more positive press about Genshin Impact.

1) Steal under pants

Uh, you do understand that those are targeted ads and not placed by the blog itself, right? That means you’re being targeted with NFT ads, which, lol.

Nah, nah, this is all cool and good. There will be some cryptobros (who are definitely not panicking) coming by to explain shortly.

Nah, starting over with a new zero-to-antihero was the smart move.

Personally I felt like that’s where they jumped the shark and it went from Saint’s Row (which had finally fully distanced itself from “Grand Theft Auto...but not”) to basically just being “Crackdown...but not”.

In that first twitter video, the line “It’s time to bring some vigilante justice to the bad people” makes me feel pretty gross.

And Jessica Chobot living in the Normandy’s Basement doing... space web content for morale????? How we talk about a game being satisfying when it features a major cameo from JESSICA CHOBOT (remmeber her? No? Shock!) and Ashley getting a huge boob job!

ARHJHJJHHJHJHJHJHJHJJHHHJJH MASS EFFECT THREE MAY HAVE SOME GREAT…

Oh, man, and then there’s a full on essay on why Bioware entirely failed to understand the appeal of its own franchise when it made the third game all about Earth, a planet you never visit in the prior two games and have zero investment in.

Yes, as a real human being in real life I care for the real Earth I live on,…

And I forgot that the original cut of the game has all the mass effect relays explode for some reason, a plot point that in the previous game was shown to be an apocalypse-level event that would wipe out an entire solar system and also end interstellar travel, and if I recall Bioware, amongst many, many, many other…

Hard disagree with the entire premise of the article, namely because none of the endings of ME3 are satisfying as they fundamentally ignore the premise of the previous 90+ hours of the game to that point unless you’d been a die-hard renegade who killed everything you came across (aka a brutish dolt of an asshole).

After…

That’s an extremely ridiculously hot take. Jesus.

No mention of one of the top-tier replies in the comments of the twitter post?

Removing online support for Just Dance 3 is, I suppose, understandable, and letting Just Dance 3: Greatest Hits slide is probably for the best, and whilst I have no real objection to ditching Just Dance 3: Kids, Just Dance 4, Just Dance 2014, Just Dance 2015, Just Dance 2016, Just Dance 2017, Just Dance 2018 and Just…

That’s not what centrism is?

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

“We were asking for a friend”

If the report is true, this is such a bizarre time to start being messing around with the DCEU now as it is starting to hit a stride. Especially since those successes are built on allowing the movies have those distinct styles and to build their own worlds. You can have dark and serious movies like the Batman and…

Oh fuck right off.