thirdamendmentman
ThirdAmendmentMan
thirdamendmentman

COTD

I would say, “Let’s remember some guys,” but I still miss old Deadspin too much.

It WAS Oladipo. But, well, you saw how that worked out. 

“... for the rights you think you deserve for leaching off this country?”

“Can’t you get an abortion? But you cannot get your hair cut. What is wrong?”

Lies! Propaganda! America has done the best job! America ALWAYS does the best job, at everything! Everyone else’s numbers are fake! Especially China!

“In a few minutes this accident will just go away!”

It’s like we were in a car accident we didn’t cause, we’re still trapped inside the overturned car, and when you ask “How are we going to get out of this car?” Republicans just keep yelling “I didn’t cause this accident!”

A Trump supporter referring to another country’s government as being run by “thugs” is blatant projection 

Umm. Guys. Between this, Fallout and The Witcher... I think Henry Cavill is pretty entertaining. He doesn’t get enough credit.

This movie made me mad to realize how completely WASTED Cavill was in Man of Steel. He has charm for days when he’s allowed to.

Clearly, they were getting ready for the season by running real life interception drills.

DCEU as well.

Mustachioed Henry Cavill is also in it. He’s the douchebag competing for the hand of Tristan’s original crush (who is also a douchebag!).

She’s talking about the kids ripped from their families at the border, right?

Oklahoma? That might be generous.

Given the circumstances, I find it hard to believe the gun is more dangerous in unknown hands—at a minimum, we don’t know for a fact that whomever now has the gun is a cold-blooded murderer. However, we DO know the gun’s true owner IS a cold-blooded murderer. It really couldn’t get worse. 

When I read this my head almost exploded with the twin thoughts of 1) how goddamn stupid and irresponsible it is to leave a gun in an unlocked car, or anywhere not locked in a gun safe tbh, and 2) of course it was these dipshits with the only theft in the neighborhood and it was their gun.

Reporting a weapon stolen is the easy way for the owner to claim  loss of custody so when its used in a murder they can claim its not theirs.  I’m sure they have the gun tucked away for some other purpose.

I’m sorta surprised that pistol didn’t end up in Arbery’s hand when the police arrived.