Imagine if you came to my house, accidentally left your phone here, and then when you came back to pick it up I was like “I already sold it. You left it here so it’s mine.”

Uhhhh yeah. 

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that white people would feign outrage and misrepresent a prayer of disappointment and frustration! This CLEARLY shows that black people are the real racists and Barack Hussein Obama made race relations worse!

But it’s long been a Republican tactic to publicly threaten lawsuits. Because they think it makes them look tough.

Not to mention it would open him up to discovery by Politico.

Oh man its nice. I started the demo and full release with Devastator and Trickster as my favorites but I’ve been maining Pyro now. The Thermal Bomb ability is an absolute beast and the Volcanic rounds absolutely TEAR UP the mini-bosses/captains. It took me a while to get used to how aggressive you have to play because…

Oh I never check the Epic store....nice.

I really like what they did surrounding the healing mechanic. It really pushes you to play aggressively and mostly re-affirms your class’s strengths. At first I really was focusing on the cover shooting and kind of holding back on using powerful skills. But that just got me killed. But once you get used to just going…

Oh yeah im not even thinking about endgame. I just don’t want to have to move on from it as I’m leveling in this level 17-23 range.

The shenanigans you can get into in the new Hitman games....

Yeah that’s what I’m doing this weekend. I think you’re a bit further along than me (just now moving on from the Moloch fight). I’ve got a sweet purple auto shotgun and it makes me sad I’ll probably have to move on as leveling it up much further will likely be really expensive. 

Twisted rounds (or volcano rounds) with an auto-shotgun will eat through mini-bosses/captains.

No nerfing of the thermal bomb and volcano rounds?

It’s federally illegal to possess it.

Im a thermal bomb kind of guy. I do enjoy thermal rounds with an autoshotgun to wreck captains though.

I initially was heavy on the Devastator (and still am). I’ve been using the Pyromancer a lot recently and once you get the hang of lighting shit on fire and then blowing it up....mmmmmm it’s nice.

Yeah think the author definitely should have put on the brakes with that line.

Being a PC player, I had major issues last weekend after no issues on the demo. I really do enjoy the game, but there are some issues I’m not a fan of still (particularly playing with a controller the aiming dead zone). Overall this isn’t Destiny for me but I prefer it to Borderlands. Definitely hits the spot for me…

Yeah your powers damage totally picks up around level 8-10. Especially when you start to get synergistic with powers. Like with the pyromancer, you want to light a ton of people on fire and then use an explode power and all of a sudden MASSIVE groups are getting killed.

Exec 1: Hey guys what if we made the ultimate power fantasy where the player could play as the Hulk?