Look, cocaine and hookers dont pay for themselves.

I used to have two cats that wouldn’t eat anything of mine. They just weren’t interested. I even ground up fresh salmon and they didn’t want it (canned tuna was of course amazing though).

I work in a network operations center. I like the WFH because it saves me a long ass drive in. It sucks for actual work though. Our new and younger engineers have a tough time getting trained since doing it remotely is awful. Not being able to talk to other engineers in person is a drag. Everyone is feeling it.

Oh yeah no doubt. 

I hate you.

States should start arresting them for kidnapping. All of them. 

Stasi motherfuckers.

Are you trying to justify filming a kid going to the bathroom?

“I have no idea why Twitch banned me.”

Yeah that would work if it didn’t take 7+ days to test people for covid-19....

I think that’s a good one. I saw a tweet that apparently someone trademarked a ton of potential names. Don’t know if that’s on there.

Washington Radskins

They’re one of the few NFL teams with a legitimately good color scheme, so I doubt they change that.

Sol Christie’s tweet doesn’t make sense. Potty training a child is hard, and congratulating the child is pretty normal way to encourage them.

So all this looks super promising on the shoulders of Odyssey except the eating food during battle for health.

I have steadily learned that adding an egg to many dishes is great. I was making burgers for the family on vacation a few weeks ago and initially they refused to try a fried egg on it. Then I convinced my brother to try it and he loved it.

He knows I was under enormous pressure to turn on him. It would have eased my situation considerably. But I didn’t.

Jokes on you I just blasted my lungs with UV light and I’m perfectly healthy now.

Not sure why the black woman has to be a drug dealer...?

Oh wow I know Wakefield Plantation very well.