That Grubhub invoice is insane. I totally did not realize it was that bad. 

I got to see him live a few years ago. He was amazing.

They’re also totally cool with kids dying and being abused in concentration camps. That’s not tyranny. That’s the right thing to do.

This list should really just rank them from shortest to longest. 

And then 10 years later posting on Nextdoor about how the black kids shooting hoops at the park are selling drugs and breaking into houses.

I can't tell if the Open up Arbys line is a joke or serious. White people have so entirely destroyed Poe's Law...

Nice I’m gonna Facetime some eels!

The vest really brings out the rolls.

“Black people always play the victim.”

That guy is 19?

I honestly can not stop laughing at this.

Sharia Law y’all! Christians would NEVER do something like this!!!!!

It’s a general agreement. Schools can absolutely leave. Conferences have considered leaving.

Is your implication that these athletes should be banned from making money on their likeness?

“Allowing promotions and third-party endorsements is uncharted territory,” Michael Drake, the board’s chairperson, said in a statement.

Americans are ready for practical approaches based in humility and trust of the people.

They beating 14 year-olds for having cigarettes. Fucking white people.

He finally has an excuse to throw to the Saints now!

There’s this thing called due diligence. A governor putting someone on blast publicly should at least do some basic background checking.

I mean you could still play on normal.