When oh when will my Édgar get the role he deserves?

Apple juice. Apple juice flood.

I also love it but I am not surprised at *all* that some people would hate this movie.

This has been bugging me for so long I always assumed it was addressed in a thread I never read. Fascinating.

Yeah this was a weird inclusion. If anything it could be the most disappointing performance. But worst performance? On all TV? I can think of at least a dozen multicam sitcoms in which every single performance is a far cry worse than ol' Bobby's here.

Good news: Oh god there's so much good TV to watch!

Agreed, he's legitimately terrifying. I didn't know he had it in him. The first run-in with him scared the lights outta me.

Okay! Cool! Admire your confidence!

I have! It's a phenomenal five-star movie. I'm just really impressed that you've seen all the other ones that haven't been released where I am like Silence, Jackie, A Monster Calls, La La Land, and Fences.

This guy's got a point, let's let the fascists steamroll us, baby!

It's easy to shit on the film and most of it is earned. BUT it's not without some moments of genuine action flick craftsmanship.

That whole movie is just the most beautiful fever dream.

Real talk. The villain's evil plan is to straight up turn citizens on their own neighbors using fear as motivation. Who does this remind me of?

Very happy two see two Ralph Fiennes scenes here and now thinking about the various ways the rest of the scenes could be improved with just a little bit of Ralph.

"Have" to? Or "get" to?

Shannon lights up even the worst movies he's in. Even *shudders* Kangaroo Jack.

Something about the way this dude moves/looks in the Friends video gives me strong "puppet who's just become a real boy" vibes.

His defeated "fuck it" at the end of World's End is possibly the funniest moment in an already hysterically funny movie.

For Archer? Or for the can of vegetables who can suck his own dick?

I know he's been around for a while but, jeez, is Archie really the most famous teenager in the world? I can think of a dozen more widely-known pop culture teenagers off the top of my head…