Girl… I want your body… because of that big ol fat ass…

"Star Wars" is an interesting title for the Sicario sequel but I'm still on board.

Kanye claims the album and the fashion show put him $53 million in debt. He also claims he has three swimming pools. I'm not very worried about the financial situation of a man with three swimming pools.

Toby "Boot in Your Ass" Keith is probably more than willing

Would you look at that, Luke Wilson is alive!

More laughs than a full episode of Master of None, amiright?

Which one will be playing Native American?

You aint seen Bad Boys II?!

Don't be stupid. This is the shoot out.

Quick shout out to that episode of 30 Rock where James Franco is in love with a pillow.

I refuse to believe a network is actually showing any iota of faith for this talented man. This isn't that kind of world.

This really makes way more sense than it should.

If this show really was satire, then that was completely lost on the dozens of dudebros I knew who loved it unironically.

His bit about steroids is seriously something special. He did it on the Oddball tour and tore the roof off the already roofless amphitheater.

T.J. Miller's from Denver. He even has a song about it!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

So it's 2005 again? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Good Buzzfeed, Internet

Yeah and it's all the fault of one dude. Seth Grahame-Smith wrote this one and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Judgement Day won't be pretty for that guy.

NAIL! YOUR! ASS!

Will he still be "makin' life savin' inventions out of household materials"?