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Pretty sure the "family squabble" was in reference to Joe's wives running away. Don't think People Eater and Joe were related. But the Boggis, Bunce, and Bean reference is spot on. One short, one fat, one lean.

"Toast, the Knowing" is my personal favorite

Coming from a fan who's seen the man in concert plenty of times and still digs those old records, I have to wonder if Jay-Z not giving a shit about anyone but himself still surprise anyone at this point?

DC has to be serious because NO JOKES ALLOWED.

I've said it once and I've said it again. Parks & Rec called Kevin James playing Jason Bourne. They knew this was coming.

All shiny and chrome!

Know the feeling. Probably should just replace your computer with Chris Pratt at this point.

This video is audio/visual accompaniment to new Kendrick Lamar verses and nothing more

2 outta 10 on that header photo crop

Caillou really has wrought some terrible shit on this world, but Yung God's "Caillou Freestyle" damn near justifies his existence. If you've never heard it, it's… somethin' else

Yeah and While You Were Young. But you're still probably a little nuts.

Well they've got The War on Drugs immediately following Skrillex on the bill there. That's enough excitement for one day, AV Club.

No love for The Last Airbender's wordy-ass intro?

Okay it's a Woodie Allen movie so it'll have a neurotic middle-aged man and a manic pixie dream girl, see? What makes this one fresh is Lively's playing the neurotic man and Louis CK's playing the MPDG, ya feel me?

A TALKING FOX?!

Maybe Parks and Rec wasn't wrong when they said he was the next Jason Bourne…

Agreed. But even if Syndrome were more Randian than jealous, would you say Bioshock is loathsome because it's pretty inarguably evil villain is just a Rand proxy? I just don't think the argument holds up.

That Incredibles argument, though. Don't you just fucking hate it when you disagree with a villain's philosophy? That's the worst right?

I give many shits about improving minority representation in media! But using Dong, perhaps my least favorite sitcom supporting character in years, as a point in ANY argument immediately negates any shit-giving power I have about said argument.

I'd like to make fun of this, but just like an actual "freak show," the last five/ten years of programming on TLC has been so exploitative it makes me gag and I find not a whole lot funny about this shit. Guess I'm no fun anymore either :(