I still find shitty Cage movies (of which there are legion) to be vastly more entertaining than shitty movies starring most other actors.

Only if the magic space-time box (or whatever the fuckity Doctor Who has) takes him to Selina Meyer's White House. Only then will I be okay with this.

It's like Comedy Central renewing Tosh.0 through infinity so that we can keep getting Broad City, Review and Nathan for You. Or FX doing those shitty multi-cam shows with Charlie Sheen and George Lopez so we can keep getting Louie.

At least we know what will be AVC's Best Show of 2015 now…

Because he's not milquetoast enough to host a network late night show, that's why.

Reggie is literally, not figuratively, the only reason I shall be tuning in for this show.

Especially since it's entirely possible that Akon wasn't even in on the joke. It's not like "A woman let me put my penis inside of her" is any more ridiculous of a lyric than what the guy usually sings.

ThatsTheJoke™

The SXSW premier was underwhelming. First Russell Brand skipped his own documentary then Kurt did too? Celebrities, man.

I can understand people not liking Kanye as a dude, but as a performer I'm not sure how you could think of him as a worldwide insult unless you just don't like hip-hop to begin with. Which, as a "rock kid," I bet this guy's taste is pretty limited and he's just pissy that the festival's not catering to him.

We've got Titus Andromidon on Kimmy Schmidt now, so I think that can tide us over in the mean time.

RZA is giving the keynote at the film festival, but I guess he's more of an "enabler of shitty movies" than a "rapper" these days anyway.

They might win over Austin at large, but nothing is unseating Wendy's at UT where we, no shit, have the highest grossing Wendy's in the world built into one of the dorms.

Absolutely agree on "Scott's Tots." Funny how the show got less dark and more warm/fuzzy/sappy as the series went on, yet this was a later-season episode and it's hands down the darkest one.

Anyone else think the yellow shirt/gold tie mannequin in the menswear store looked a little like the outfit of a certain chicken restaurant manager we know? I feel like that can't have been accidental.

What about "Dumb Norah Jones Duets"?

I know this isn't a movie, but I would sell a kidney to have been on set for this moment.

This man wrote "94 Meetings."
Everything about that episode is a triumph of television comedy, from Leslie on the gate to Andy's immortal "Yeahhhhhh-boop."
I'm really fucking sad right now, guys.

Considering this guy hasn't yet made a worthwhile album this decade (and this is coming from someone who quite enjoys the first Man on the Moon) I'm interested and happy that he's taking his career in a new direction.

I am serious, and don't call me, surely.