7 and 7. Should be above vehicle induced injuries and anything with RedBull.

Well now we know he reads VSB: FUCK YOU YOU WEAK CHINNED MOTHERFUCKER

It is really bumming me out that 80s jocks turned out to be right about nerds and slobs.

The issue I always have with people talking about voting third-party, is that the third party candidates aren’t about jack shit either. This isn’t a “Democrats and Republicans and the two party system” problem; it’s a “white people run the federal government” problem.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

“But I think there are zero people that believe Lawler is innocent even though he isn’t legally guilty.”

You’re still missing the point.

They also released a study concluding that if you read this article and then immediately toss out their data to insist that, no, actually you stream new music all the time because you are a very knowledgeable music person, you are missing the point entirely to be insufferable.

As a musician who is over the moon if I sell even one album a month, I always look to things like this and think “Well, if David Duchovny [or insert any other celebrity or, hell, Merzbow] has fans, there’s hope for me yet.”

Because Return Of Bruno fucking KICKS.

Umm it’s really easy. They did EXACTLY what pro wrestling did. They bought up all the competition, and then they started inflating the amount of PPVs. I stopped watching once UFC became a weekly event. So now you have a ton of fighters because bellator is basically the only competition out there and it got stale.

My interest in MMA declined sharply after PRIDE went away.

I’m not really either, but my partner is so that makes me mostly vegan.

Could be worse. Donald Trump could be president right now.

The hard boiled eggs are the best hard boiled eggs I’ve ever had. They’re perfect, and that perfection is consistent every single time.

This. My wife has cooked so many things in it, and they always seem to come out perfectly.

Regarding the 30s, it seems to me that 37 is the end. If you roll your ankle playing hoops at 37, that ankle will hurt off and on for the rest of your life. It’s when you really start being able to injure yourself sleeping, it’s when you need to start thinking about much more comfortable shoes, and food is just out of…

Thank you! The instant pot is NOT a slow cooker. I have a crock pot which I love but that is a weekend chili/keep it warm for party type tool as I am way too paranoid to leave it on all day while at work. (And this is pre-This is Us. I don’t watch that stupid show, I just don’t trust anything to be cooking while I’m…

This guy instant pots.

That is the angriest tube of spoiled biscuit dough I have ever seen wear a hat.