“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

Ahh, the Rock-N-Roll McDonald’s. The go-to lunch spot for pretty much every school field trip to downtown Chicago.

As a basketball official, it’s worth noting that - under NFHS rules - there is no such thing as a one-shot technical foul. At the high school level, all technical fouls result in two shots and possession of the ball.

[monocle-popping grunt]

[acquiescing grunt]

[embarrassed grunt]

[approving grunt]

[thoughtful grunt]

[dismissive grunt]

[chortled grunting]

[resigned grunt]

Fine. It ruined Asuka’s moment, which sucks, and took the spotlight away from what was a much better women’s Rumble match than I would have expected, but it’ll probably sell tickets.

Goddamn it now I have to make this again with waffles.

This is truly some wonderful and inspired work here and many thanks are owed for this, but Kevin, please, please, Please don’t take this as negging your efforts, but how did this not become a Cheddar Bay Chicken AND Waffles recipe? ;-)

I disagree. He’s a loathsome individual but a justice system built on vengeance is no justice system at all.

Thank God nothing like this ever happened at a PA school.

Also give me WCW Saturday night rn

WHO SAID SHONEY’S?! WHO SUMMONED BIG POPPA PUMP, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY?!

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Why shouldn’t they? By the name I’m assuming the guy is jewish, doing a take on an obviously supposed to be black person. Leroy Jenkins is a stereotypical “black” name. Add in the line about the chicken, and its plainly racist.