LOL - you made my day with this post!

This is not standard procedure. You are blowing smoke out of your butt.

I hope you're joking, otherwise I have to assume you are stupid.

Yeah, cause this post has nothing to do with the fact that today is April 1st.

There are no original stories left.

Best response of all time.

Wow, that brings back memories:

People are too sensitive. Hope my comment doesn't offend you.

Because the Tsunami blew up the backup diesel generators and they were unable to connect portable generators to the power plant.

I would answer your question but I'm having too much fun with my iPad.

This isn't a booth where you can go check out brochures on the iPad 2 and get a free pencil, this is a store. I would say that's kind of cool.

It feels too slow.

I have kids and agreed with everything he had to say, although I am under 35. Maybe when I'm older I'll hate everyone more and want to give less of my money to the government and more of it to corporations.

And we all know NPR is the liberal counterpoint to Rush Limbaugh. They are like two sides of the same coin.

Cool.

The iPad is definitely more powerful than a 3DS. Sorry.

Just beat it on my phone. Lots of fun and looking forward to some more content.

Are you on drugs?

This story needs to die. It obviously isn't actually a problem. Millions of devices have been sold, people are happy.

Me too brother - me too.