I’m trying to figure out what you’re afraid of:

That’s what it is! I find her attractive, but could figure it out. I usually hate the annoyed look on her face (I usually only like natural smiles; I’m picky...). But now you point out her naturalness (another of my desired qualities), I get it.

“Can’t you see what’s happened!? I’m becoming George! I’m George!”

I didn’t read the article. I just wanted to say that with that lede pic, I instinctively said, “Soon...”

I think they found a sub for him anyway...

I knew I should have checked before posting...

Is that front-mid, mid-mid, rear-mid, or front-rear engined...?

There’s a poster somewhere around here that lays all this out. I’m too lazy to go find it. But i don’t recall a front/rear-mid designation...

Is that a Google Maps coaster... in his car...?

And... You know... Filming while driving... They even had a passenger!

Why is the button labelled R? It doesn’t look like she’s in the backseat...

This is pretty much every comment section on articles like this...

Yo

“You know what, I’m not even mad at the dealerships—if there wasn’t a customer base willing to pay that price, they wouldn’t ask it.”

“We’ve all seen Live Free or Die Hard.”

Ya... I don’t get all this talk about old way versus new way.

My car isn’t on the list, but I’ll double check some friends and families...

Video starts as if it’s going to be a Penthouse letter. “I never thought I’d make a video like this...”

I hit a suicide bird the other day. It wasn’t even the kind that stands in the road until the last minute; it actually flew right into the grill.

Solidarity.