Why does it feel like everyone on Jalopnik had more fun in HS than me...?

Come on! Everyone knows there’s no way to cancel! They’ll just keep sending another day after day until I cancel all my credit cards and move into a cave.

Real door, but fake ..... headlights?

RIP FlightClub.

Can you imagine Nic Cage redoing ‘Bring Out the Dead’ in a Mustang ambulance?

Or TopBusters?

BTW, they lied to us. Mythbusters the show isn’t dead, they are just swapping out all their hosts...

And let Caesar take their goats for duty upon breaketh of the 85th percentile of the other lightning...

Do we have to wear magic code brown underwear?

Is the kid sitting in the front seat with no seat belt, too?

My sister moved in NJ recently. She was told to take her box with her and then someone would come by to ‘install’ it...

Mine stopped running in 2001. Someone bought it dirt cheap, tied it to another car with a tow strap, and began taking it down the steepest hill I’ve seen...

I feel like this is a trick question...

“Uber is illegal... [But] I’m making a buttload of money...”

Are we gonna have to update their slogan?

Are they hiring?

I’m a grey on Jez and late to the party, but I have to post this...

The Providence guy has been in hot water recently after he was involved in a BlackLivesMatter counter protest against a Dunkin’ Donuts. He wasn’t dancing in the streets this holiday season.

- What did I do?

[Goes to PornHub...]