I don’t mean to be a stickler, but most* of this is just powerslides, not drifting. It seems that as soon as they begin to slide, they let off the gas and stop sliding. Drifting requires** the person to continue to gas while sliding. And keep sliding...

Ok, but how do you pick a long term non-asshole then? Is this a chicken and the egg kind of thing? If you pick someone who is an asshole first, does he turn into a nice guy? How about a non-abusing sociopath? Or are non-assholes supposed to pick you? I’m so confused...

I’m really trying not to disparage the author here or the so called ‘date expert’ in the video, but this advice is shit.

No. According this backwards advice, dating assholes in the beginning is what you /should/ do first. Then not.

That’s true in just about /every/ show these days. And why I’ve stopped watching as much as I did. There is about 10 minutes of real content in every hour.

I didn’t actually do any driving in Egypt. My brother-in-law did it when needed. And from Alex to Cairo I took a bus. And tried not to watch the road....

As much as I want to agree with you...

“The light, activated by the use of the brake pedal, was pulsed in a controlled fashion at a rate, duty cycle, and intensity that varied exponentially with a component of deceleration.”

Che bella!

Oh, I agree. But I know there are some that find clearing off snow with anything other than a diaper sacrilegious.

Did it come with the matching snow tool?

“You’re probably thinking “that’s prettycool, but my miniature paper engine needsdemand real throttle control!” Well, you finicky bastard, you’re in luck”

#dontjerkanddrive

I can’t take all the credit. The choreograph-challenged dancing kids beat me to it.

I love that he says, “They need to stop people at the top!”.

Ameritude!

Boston is sending their stuff down to DC to help.

It should probably be various shades of brown...

It’s not even correct. I’m pretty sure Jalopnik has dropped the ‘www’ from it’s landing page (do your research, Toyota!), as ALL websites /should/ do. Think of all the wasted time and energy saying it (could there be a worse letter?), not to mention the wasted power in transmitting extra bits around the tubes. Go…

Oh, i fully accept your opinion. Just found your phrasing odd...