Charging time.

Huh. I am headed that direction, but hadn’t planned to get there until Saturday or Sunday. If I haul ass I /might/ be able it make it...

“and super illegal”

I’m pretty sure that Guinness doesn’t recognize any of these time ‘records’. Its way too dangerous to the publuc.

I’m glad I’m not the only one fighting this battle.

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Always the answer?

Hopefully its not with one of those masturbatory aides that came up in my Giz feed right before this article.

Make sure that you two create a safe word first.

Make sure that you two create a safe word first.

Just to clarify, the MLB manager’s interview is usually recorded inbetween innings during commercial brakes and then replayed while his players are actually playing. BTW, NFL does the same thing as the NBA.

Your statements are true. But NASCAR didn’t tweet it to just Jalopnik readers.

You and I know exactly how it works, but most casual viewers don’t. And the GIF doesn’t even show the jack man, so it could look like a splash and go (no jack) (I had to confirm it wasn’t that situation myself.)

I’ll betcha that crew member if sure glad NASCAR made that into a Gif and tweeted it out for everyone to mock him over and over...

It wasn’t the last lap.

#corrections

Anyone got a good map of the situation handy? I’m a visual learner. And I like maps.

First video set to private. Boooooo. Probably getting commercials added.