because [director of the National Defense Commission] reportedly failed to elevate the nation’s character and identity through the terminal’s new design.

9 kilograms of reading material.

It’s almost like he went out of his way to avoid that turn of phrase.

I like it very much. Thank you Tyler.

Kenneth?

Sorry, we’re old. Old 311 was out in ‘95.

Tear up the dance floor, you say?

Love the article and the video. I’m actually glad that the challenge is so challenging. And with these advancements, its starting to convince me that bipedal may just be the way to go. And its stumbles are just like us as children; they will get so much better.

Do you think maybe that’s why dinosaurs went extinct? No doors? Or maybe they made doors but their tiny arms couldn’t reach the handles? So many questions...

I wish I could make images smaller....

I’ll never use it, but OK. I kinda like the star being there.

Holy Shit! I’ve never seen a Jalop article with almost 1200 posts. You clearly stuck a nerve, Torch! Or does that number include all the starring going on now, too? Regardless, you’re awesome.

Also:

[Off to Google image search] Tap dancing airplane

Maybe a color coded system? \snark

Short answer: upkeep, upgrades, and refueling. The refueling is no small or inexpensive feat and takes them out of service for a good while. Though certainly cheaper that buying a new one. The upkeep of these things is not easy and gets larger after every deployment. Plus, with every piece of technology, from phones…

A lot of things are missing/don’t seem right here...

Just be careful. After 139 years, there’s a balloon payment of $562 million.

I’ll respond in one post instead of 5 to make it easier:

Perhaps you didn’t read the last part, so I’ll copy and paste it here for you: