Nobody should look that happy in their mug shot.

I mean, we could also go the whole comprehensive sex education route along with free contraception and family planning services. It might be better to try the less aggressive route first.

Jace is four now?! I can't believe it's been that long.

Bright colors, uncontrollable violence, and terrible decision-making ability.

OMG I AM NOT SURE I CAN HANDLE READING THIS BASED ON THE TITLE.

It's just not fair!

You mean they made this the best nativity scene EVER.

You mean repackaging everything that happens in the world through my (very limited) perspective isn't interesting or helpful?

Just this weekend my mother told me for the very first time in my 43 years that more then one teacher had told her I was dyslexic. I have fought feeling "slow" my whole life, because I struggle so with math, reverse letters, sense of directions, etc. She mentioned it in passing and said she never told me because she…

I want to buy her a drink.

keep in mind this was posted on a weekend when there is less traffic and thus hacks like Doug Barry are allowed to write stories.

If you want a hipster religion become a Unitarian, they're too cool to proselytize, and they were gay marrying people before gay marrying was cool.

To be fair, once we give you the shirtless bathroom pic, we don't have many other options left.

haha I had a "Please don't send me salacious photos" and some guys (yes, plural) opened with "Well, I learned a new word today". That's ALMOST as bad as the dick pic.

That was exactly my reasoning. It got so bad that I had to put it in my profile.

I don't think a lot of guys understand that the function of the penis is attractive to women. But not the actual penis itself. Let's be honest here... its not the prettiest organ on the male body.

Ugh. I would have to be on drugs to work worth Hasselback.

Push ups are only dishonest if you think everyone has a right to know your bust size.

IMMA BE ON THIS TV MAMA