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How is this not a crime?

My husband has a list saved in his phone of the hospitals he is not, under any circumstances, allowed to let me end up at if, God forbid, there's some kind of emergency. They are exclusively all of the Catholic hospitals within an hour of our house.

Everyone who wants to learn more about the issues that arise when Catholic Hospitals merge with non-sectarian/non-Catholic hospitals check out http://www.mergerwatch.org

I freaking love this so hard. Everyone is beautiful, we are all perfect. That made me cry and smile at the same time.

OH GOD THIS GOT ME GOOD

I'd rather put my mouth on this guy's dick than a cigarette. Just bein' honest. I don't like cigarettes. Penis, however...

ATTN: Jezebel
Subject: Abuse of Platform

Publishing random OkCupid messages along with photographs of alleged users is both naive and unethical. Everything you read on the internet is not real. Publishing people's semi-private information on a nationally read blog, based on a single screenshot (as you have done

I call it the tongue trail.

My cat is a high profile lawyer. Hobbes Lightning-Paw Attorney at Law.

It mostly involves many, many, many, many MANY MANY viewings of Gator as a young girl.

My cat would lay a toy mouse on it and cry until I acknowledged the gift.

Thank you. There are not enough My Cousin Vinny gifs in my life.

After #5:

NEWYORK: Not Energetic, Waiting for You On Rail in Kitchen

Now playing

Can we just sit people like this down and force them to watch this video on repeat until they realize that they shouldn't be forcing people to change their natural bodies to fit in? I wonder what they do to the 5th grader who becomes a double D overnight.

I need to be held right now...

Roll over! And over! And over! And...

My household contribution is now equal to that of a dog.

And before today, I saw a total of 0 videos of penguins chasing a butterfly.