I vote for a condom that doesn't dry out my nether region.

Just gonna say it, Bill and Melinda Gates are cool people who know that their mark left on the world will not be computers, but philanthropy.

This is delightful.

Aca-AWESOME!

Her WHAT a bitch?

You've just made my Christmas shopping 182% easier.

/FUCKYEAH!

What the hell is this? Why would I want to watch some schmaltzy crap like this? I guess I'll just click play and watch the first couple seconds but I don't OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO TINY I WANT A BABY RIGHT NOW

A bunch of women I know are posting this on FB. I find it simultaneously gorgeous and horrifying, and, until now, I feel that no one has acknowledged the creepy part. And I say this as a mother and a pregnant woman: freaky... But beautiful. There is something completely uncanny about this.

Cute but this makes my Auggie very nervous.

Tosh is the first person to ask if something is racist?

Yeah, I really think we need to look more into this 'butter pie' thing.

Often occurs alongside terrible grammar as well.

Jezebel: Redact that poor woman's address.

This world, in modern day 2013 America, apparently.

74% of people prefer Pam Anderson's plastic looking Real-Wives-of-Reality-TV hair extensions to that glorious pixie?? 74% of people are idiots. Idiots!

Whatever problems Detroit may have (I've never lived there, so I only know what I hear in the news, and none of that makes me want to live there), how does this justify opening your door and pointing a weapon at someone's face?

WORKING ON IT.

But can the kitten have this kind of fun with office supplies???

There's nothing wrong with this post. I just see the discussion on this article getting very... heated.