Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who went to college to actually like, learn.

I kinda agree with Trump on this one. When was the last time you heard Bill Clinton talk about his daughter being so good looking that he would date her if he had the chance? Sounds like sexism to me smh.

My New Year’s resolution: Every time I see Donald Trump’s name skip over the story unless it’s preceded by “the late...”

Why did you put a dead rat in your wall?

I mean it’s ONE banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

I’m seeing prices of $4-$6 a sq.ft. for cleaning wool Oriental rugs. I’m really, really bad at math, but according to my calculations their rug must have been 7,000x 3,200? (approx)

Seriously guys, I can basically always tell someone’s race. It’s just this thing that I happen to be uniquely good at. So, you know, I wouldn’t have bought this chick’s story, but like, I don’t live in Spokane or anything so it never really came up.

I’m sorry, what? I am going to go there with mixed race people - I get what you are saying about being able to tell. I’m mixed myself, so I tend to see it in other people, HOWEVER, I then look at my very own child who is just about as white if not whiter than this woman, and I would want to smack anyone who asked him…

Congratulations on your highly-attuned blackdar. When I had the misfortune of living in Louisiana, I had the opportunity to meet some other folks who thought they, too, could tell on sight if someone was harboring any African-American genes. They claimed to be able to tell down to 1/16th! Perhaps your racial…

I’m black. In the photos above, she looks like black people I’ve known, but I better shut up before my blackness starts getting questioned...

You have Gaydar too? Admit what you said is an overstatement...you’ll feel better.

It is ridiculous to suggest you are born with some sort of innate 100% accurate ability to determine someone’s race based on how they look. Isn’t that a huge part of racial education in present day? Not to make assumptions based on appearance. I am “100%” (because who knows) african straight from Nigeria and I…

I always enjoyed meeting people at my school and casually wondering “hm, I wonder how they got in here”

AMAZING

Thank you for bringing this to my attention! Required viewing.

She was on Kimmel last night and I liked her much more than when she was a contestant on this show.

"a shambolic downstairs"

Kathy has nothing on Mama Joyce

"Her mouth isn't a virgin," scoffed Carly