thanks for the nightmare fuel

So...the top covers the engine bay in the back. The driver passes out from the exhaust leak (you know it does), and runs into something solid. The fuel tank in front ruptures. A big fireball follows. It sits in a salvage yard as a testament to bad choices. Two years later, sufficiently covered in rust, David Tracy…

Those weren’t experiments. Those are the baseline.

“... your weird friend on the day after a poorly-chosen haircut experiment”

According to survey, it’s owners of Teslas that hate Tesla

It’s a goddamn mask, not a diving helmet. Wear the mask or gtfo.

Actually, it works really, really well. The top two knobs work exactly like old radio knobs. The bottom knobs are for the HVAC. Easy to see/grab blindly. The number pad that looks like a phone are 10 radio presets. Then you’ve got seat heaters and the other HVAC controls below. There may be some Nav controls in there…

Yes, but I could buy like 100 Changli’s for the same price, so my effective range is 2776 miles.

I agree. I really want a Model3 next, but honestly, supporting Musk feels like giving money directly to Donald Trump.

Hey, hey, let’s all just calm down here. I can’t buy weird-ass Chinese EVs without ads.

It’ll be registered to me to keep things simple, but I’d like my co-Jalops to feel free to make use of it.

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

If you haven’t owned one, I know you won’t understand, but these cars are in a category that really only belongs to... well, people who love cars.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Maybe we should just not be jerks to each other?  I’m definitely beyond the height the airlines designed their seats for (6’4”), but I’m fine with a subtle recline in front of me. A full recline definitely digs into my knees on some airlines, and can be rather painful. Since it’s a pain issue for you, you should…

This is a great move on Delta’s part.

That’s lacking some context and men are actually safer drivers when factoring accidents per miles driven.

Tesla-FCA merger imminent. Just think of all the JD Power awards they could win.

Then, kindly, please, with a cherry on top, get off the road. If you want to “push a button” so you can send a damn text, then you don’t need to be driving a car, because you, as soon as you got in the car, are already programmed to be distracted, and want the ability to NOT be in control of the car when it is…